A Cross-eyed McFatty!

So I have been working at Ipie Forest Drive for the past week. I have had a good time even though I've had to work kinda hard. FD is so much busier that NE. I know about half the staff from when I worked here a couple of years ago, so it was fun to catch up with all of them. I went on Thursday to meet my new Applebee's training manager. He was very nice but unfortunately cross-eyed! I mean really, how do you talk to someone who is cross-eyed? I've been told to just stare at the brim of his nose, but it doesn't work. I can't help but stare at his eyes, but then I go cross-eyed too. I also met the assistant manager while I was there. He was just as tall as he was wide. He was wearing a bright blue shirt, and all I could think of was the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka. I am going to HELL! I am probably going to be a Fatty McFat one day too. That will be my punishment. Tomorrow is my last day working for Shitler! Woo Hoo! I never have to talk to him again. I just hope I don't ever have to work for anyone as douchy as him. I am looking forward to my new job so much, even though I have to be up before 7 a.m. every day next week. I can dig it because I have Thursday and Friday off...you can't beat that! I can't tell you the last time I actually had a Friday off without having to kill someone :) My quality of life is about to increase drastically...I don't know what to do with my two days off every week. I haven't had that in three years. Well, I'll let you know all about my adventures as an MIT. I'm sure that it will be interesting. Keep it real!